Here at Days of Y'Orr, we pride ourselves on giving you the inside scoop that no other blogs can offer. Not even NESN has the access we have to the Boston Bruins.

Why? Two words.

Patrice Purr-geron.

Everyone's favorite feline reporter came through for us again. Our dear furry friend managed to land himself a gig as the judge in the Blake Wheeler vs Chiarelli arbitration case. So, how did things turn out for "Blake it 'till you make it" Wheeler and our beloved Bruins? Did the Bruins win and offering as little as possible to Wheeler, or did Purr-geron side with Wheeler after seeing all the other horrible contracts Chiarelli has made so far (think: Thomas, Ryder, Ference...) and decided, "Well, it can't get any worse?"

We bring you to Patrice Purr-geron live at the Days of Y'Orr studios.

Purr-geron always comes through in the clutch!

After the jump, Patrice Purr-geron gives us the inside scoop!

Tigger is a four time Norris winner....

Kid tested, Rancourt approved!

There you have it folks.

Thanks for another fascinating report Patrice. Until next time, this is Days of Y'Orr signing off!