Apparently Chara and Thomas are from the Twilight saga

Ryan Hudson over at Boston.SBNation sent us a link of his featuring some promo photos of Zdeno Chara and Tim Thomas at the All-Star game.
 


With all that sparkling, we figured they were auditioning for the Twilight saga. 



Vomit.



Luckily, this only happens in our nightmares. Twilight sucks.