You know this 'cause you're not retarded but today is 11/11/11 -- aka PJ Axelsson Day.
We miss you, your horrible Eurotrash music and outfits, your shoot out goal prowess and, most of all, your empty netters.
Music is a little suspect. Should be some Euro-techno-crap. Also makes it sound like PJ died, but whatevs. There's proof that he could score more than empty netters. Suck it.
DOY <3 PJ.