The folks over at BrooksLaichYear have started a Boycott Boston movement for Game 7. They're boycotting things Boston is known for such as Sam Adams, Dunkin Donuts, clam chowder, winning America's freedom and multiple championships. Obviously, all things Washington hates anyways.
We've decided to do the same and start a Boycott Washington campaign which will probably get the Tea Party & Occupy movements really, really confused. Here is a list of all the amazing Washington DC exports you should boycott until after Game 7: