As part of his endorsement of Arbella Insurance, Tim Thomas went into a driving simulator to show how awful an idea texting and driving is.
"If a professional athlete with highly trained reflexes isn't quick enough to avoid [accidents while texting and driving] don't think you're special and you're going to be able to do it." -- Tim Thomas, spouting truth like a Free Citizen
Clearly he should've just used Siri to read and send his text messages.
Related: It's hiliarous when Siri says "Bitches" to you. Try it. Right now.
S/T to Stanley Cup of Chowder for finding this link.