Said No One Ever: 'I'm surprised the NHL canceled games through January 14.'

*Sigh*

The National Hockey League announced today the cancellation of the 2012-13 regular-season schedule through January 14. The cancellations are necessary due to the absence of a new Collective Bargaining Agreement between the NHL Players' Association and the NHL.

A total of 625 regular-season games—50.8 percent of the season—were scheduled for October 11 through January 14.

And now a screenshot of the most depressing iPhone app you can own.