Wait for it...
UPDATE TIME: So there's an actual reason by the shirt. It's a men's league team called Tuukka Dump and it's not a zamboni, it's a dump truck. Either way, it's fucking awesome and I hope the team is reading this because I want a jersey. Legit. I don't care if I have to pay for one. We need one to hang up in DOY HQ. Their team has a fan page on Facebook and they also have a Twitter account, both of which I encourage you to follow.
Thank you Tuukka Dump.
Thank you so much.
(stick tap to reader David Ford for the heads up)