The NHL has cancelled games up to October 24th which means that the Bruins opening night game in Philadelphia against the Flyers was told to go fuck its face. I know there are some blogs out there doing fake game recaps and stuff, but that's to painful for us. We're just going to drink and listen to Sex Bomb-omb because in the words of Scott Pilgrim:
WE ARE SEX BOMB-OMB AND WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL SAD AND STUFF!!!
After the jump, there's no hockey. Just drinking and sadness in animated gif form...