Patrice Bergeron, Tyler Seguin Battle On The Ice And We All Die Inside

God dammit. 

Friday night (or morning or whatever) Bergeron's HC Lugano took on Seguin's HC Beil in Switzerland. Lugano won the game 6-3 with both Bruins' goal scorers putting the puck in the net for their respective beer league lockout team.

Patrice is having a hellofatime with Lugano. He currently has 4 goals and 4 assist (8 points) in 3 games for the club, including a plus/minus of +10. Seguin is faring just as well, though his numbers aren't as impressive as Patrice's. In 9 games with HC Beil, Seguin has 3 goals and 7 assists (10 points).