Days of Y'Orr Fantasy Hockey Leagues Update
Fantasy Hockey is upon us and now that we're almost a quarter through the regular season, it's time to look at how the leagues are shaping up. Each league is consisted of 20 teams, 5 teams in 4 divisions.
Days of Y'Orr League 1
Days of Y'Orr League 2
Days of Y'Orr League 3
Current Standings (Top 8)
*Division Leaders
| Name | Wins | Loss | Ties | Points |
| Rancourt Fistpumps* | 21 | 8 | 1 | 43 |
| 2 Kanez (Tity Boyes)* | 19 | 9 | 2 | 40 |
| You So Krejci* | 18 | 8 | 4 | 40 |
| Lucic Love Handles* | 16 | 9 | 5 | 37 |
| The Harmonic Plague | 17 | 7 | 6 | 40 |
| OrrGasm | 17 | 9 | 4 | 38 |
| Hodor Said Hodor | 16 | 12 | 2 | 34 |
| BIGDickPeverley | 15 | 12 | 3 | 33 |
Top Ten Forwards
- Thomas Vanek - 11G, 12A +4 - You So Krejci
- Sidney Crosby - 6G, 14A, +8 - Rancourt Fistpumps
- Eric Staal - 8G, 9A, +12 - Timmy's Bunker
- David Clarkson - 9G, 6A, +21 - The Harmonic Plague
- Evgeni Malkin - 3G, 13A, +24 - OrrGasm
- Henrik Zetterberg - 5G, 13A, +10 - 4th Line Fribbles
- Patrick Kane - 9G, 11A, +2 - Lucic Love Handles
- Patrick Marleau - 10G, 5A, +8 - Rasky Business
- Steven Stamkos - 7G, 11A, EVEN - BIGDickPeverley
- Martin St. Louis - 4G, 15A, +2 - I'm Score
Top Five Defensemen
- Erik Karlsson - NO ONE LOL WAIVERS
- Kevin Shattenkirk - 1G, 12A, +2 - Turco Of My Heart
- Kimmo Timonen - 2G, 7A, +2 - Lucic Love Handles
- Sheldon Souray - 4G, 3A, +10 - Rancourt Fistpumps
- Andrei Markov - 4G, 6A, -2 - Breakaway Paille
Top Five Goaltenders
- Craig Anderson - 7W, 1.58GAA, .949SV% - Breakaway Paille
- Pekka Rinne - 6W, 1.61GAA, .938SV% - Goucher's Gonads
- Corey Crawford - 7W, 1.65GAA, .931SV% - Timmy's Bunker
- Antti Niemi - 6W, 1.74GAA, .935SV% - Lucic Love Handles
- Roberto Luongo - 4W, 1.45GAA, .934SV% - Rancourt Fistpumps
Random Stats Best/Worst
Goals - Lucic Love Handles 40 / I'm Score 19
Assists - Rancourt Fistpumps 61 / Chubby Cunts (LOL) 27
Plus/Minus - Hodor Said Hodor +38 / Breakaway Paille -20
PIMs - Goucher's Gonads 127 / Breakaway Paille 56
PPP - The Harmonic Plague 42 / Chubby Cunts 9
Goalie Wins - BIGDickPeverley 11 / You So Krejci! 2
GAA - The Harmonic Plague 1.60 / 4th Line Fribbles 3.44
SV% - The Harmonic Plague .936 / 4th Line Fribbles .875
Current Standings (Top 8)
*Division Leaders
| Name | Wins | Loss | Ties | Points |
| 2 Goals 1 Cup* | 21 | 7 | 2 | 44 |
| Big Bad B's 3* | 17 | 10 | 3 | 37 |
| PunchinKabbiesLinePK* | 16 | 10 | 4 | 36 |
| Chuck Shadowski FC* | 15 | 9 | 6 | 36 |
| Milan LucEATS | 20 | 9 | 1 | 41 |
| Fool of a Tuukk | 17 | 12 | 1 | 35 |
| Catamounter | 14 | 11 | 5 | 35 |
| Purrgeron's Pals | 14 | 12 | 4 | 32 |
Top Ten Forwards
- Thomas Vanek - 11G, 12A +4 - Quaider's Clot
- Sidney Crosby - 6G, 14A, +8 - Catamounter
- Eric Staal - 8G, 9A, +12 - Milan LucEATS
- David Clarkson - 9G, 6A, +21 - Big Bad B's 3
- Evgeni Malkin - 3G, 13A, +24 - Brazil Hot Beaches
- Henrik Zetterberg - 5G, 13A, +10 - Chuck Shadowski FC
- Patrick Kane - 9G, 11A, +2 - The MAC Daddies
- Patrick Marleau - 10G, 5A, +8 - Fool of a Tuukk
- Steven Stamkos - 7G, 11A, EVEN - Milan LucEATS
- Martin St. Louis - 4G, 15A, +2 - South Park Cows
Top Five Defensemen
- Erik Karlsson - HOW'S YOUR HEEL, STUPID
- Kevin Shattenkirk - 1G, 12A, +2 - PunchinKabbiesLinePK
- Kimmo Timonen - 2G, 7A, +2 - Milan LucEATS
- Sheldon Souray - 4G, 3A, +10 - Purrgeron's Pals
- Andrei Markov - 4G, 6A, -2 - The MAC Daddies
Top Five Goaltenders
- Craig Anderson - 7W, 1.58GAA, .949SV% - The MAC Daddies
- Pekka Rinne - 6W, 1.61GAA, .938SV% - 2 Goals One Cup
- Corey Crawford - 7W, 1.65GAA, .931SV% - BruinsBunnie
- Antti Niemi - 6W, 1.74GAA, .935SV% - Fool of a Tuukk
- Roberto Luongo - 4W, 1.45GAA, .934SV% - Milan LucEATS
Random Stats Best/Worst
Goals - Fool of a Tuukk 40 / Suck It Felger 18
Assists - Black Sox 58 / Suck It Felger 27
Plus/Minus - Milan LucEATS +46 / South Park Cows -31
PIMs - Suck It Felger 155 / South Park Cows 46
PPP - Fool of a Tuukk 36 / Suck It Felger 14
Goalie Wins - Big Bad B's 3 11 / Milan LucEATS 4
GAA - Milan LucEATS 1.66 / Sakic Fortune Teller 3.29
SV% - Fool of a Tuuk .939 / Puck It! .875
Current Standings (Top 8)
| Name | Wins | Loss | Ties | Points |
| Big Nasty Bruins* | 23 | 6 | 1 | 47 |
| Blob Marley Whalers* | 17 | 8 | 5 | 39 |
| Tomas Haberle* | 15 | 9 | 6 | 36 |
| Seguinistas* | 15 | 10 | 5 | 35 |
| Fear Boners | 20 | 8 | 2 | 42 |
| Callahan Auto Parts | 16 | 10 | 4 | 36 |
| Boychukercuts | 16 | 12 | 2 | 34 |
| HighStickingHerBox | 13 | 11 | 6 | 32 |
Top Ten Forwards
- Thomas Vanek - 11G, 12A +4 - Blob Marley Whalers
- Sidney Crosby - 6G, 14A, +8 - Callahan Auto Parts
- Eric Staal - 8G, 9A, +12 - Challupa Batman
- David Clarkson - 9G, 6A, +21 - Boychuckercuts
- Evgeni Malkin - 3G, 13A, +24 - Fear Boners
- Henrik Zetterberg - 5G, 13A, +10 - Fear Boners
- Patrick Kane - 9G, 11A, +2 - Fraude's Squad
- Patrick Marleau - 10G, 5A, +8 - Chalupa Batman
- Steven Stamkos - 7G, 11A, EVEN - Moog is a HOFer
- Martin St. Louis - 4G, 15A, +2 - Boychuckercuts
Top Five Defensemen
- Erik Karlsson - GET COOKE'D
- Kevin Shattenkirk - 1G, 12A, +2 - Fraude's Squad
- Kimmo Timonen - 2G, 7A, +2 - Cool Hand Tuukk
- Sheldon Souray - 4G, 3A, +10 - HighStickingHerBox
- Andrei Markov - 4G, 6A, -2 - Ku Ducks Klan
Top Five Goaltenders
- Craig Anderson - 7W, 1.58GAA, .949SV% - HighStickingHerBox
- Pekka Rinne - 6W, 1.61GAA, .938SV% - Blob Marley's Whalers
- Corey Crawford - 7W, 1.65GAA, .931SV% - Big Nasty Bruins
- Antti Niemi - 6W, 1.74GAA, .935SV% - Fear Boners
- Roberto Luongo - 4W, 1.45GAA, .934SV% - Callahan's Auto Parts
Random Stats Best/Worst
Goals - Ku Ducks Klan 45 / Tomas Haberle 19
Assists - Fear Boners 69 / Scroty Mcboogerballs 30
Plus/Minus - Seguinistas +80 / Munky Cheez -17
PIMs - Tomas Haberle 171 / Chalupa Batman 45
PPP - Cool Hand Tuukk 42 / Tuukka Rejects 14
Goalie Wins - HighStickingHerBox 11 / Chalupa Batman 3
GAA - Big Nasty Bruins 1.59 / Kane's Money Phones 3.30
SV% - Blob Marley Whalers .935 / Thomas' Bunker Buddy .864
