- Jon not being an idiot and finally getting his camera to work.
- Sweet, sweet Natino Hortontine goal with the assist from Doug Hamilton.
- Bergeron channeling the powers of Quailman. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Hey Julien, you know what Bergeron needs after that goal?
- Brad Marchand and his HOT HOT HANDS!
- Horton's sweet mother fudging redirect in the third. Whenever Horton scores we feel like we have to...
No, not that one!
- Bruins being beasts in the third period again.
- Steven Stamkos. He's a cheater. He used the god code when he was drafted and never looked back. Jerk.
- DAMN YOU CORY GONCHARACHER!
If you don't get the joke it means you didn't watch the DOY Pregame Show. Jerk. A pox upon your house, upon your familiy and anyone you've ever known and anyone you'll ever meet!
- The Bruins love of blowing two goal leads.
- The Bruins love of leaving the opposing team's best scorers wide open near the net.
- Rough game for lil Dougie. His best friend Mosquito Valentine will probably give him a very homoerotic hug to make him feel better.
- The day Doug moved to ABC and became awful.
- Patty Mayonnaise being such a cock tease all the time. Poor Doug.
- How long until Seguin's sister sues Jon for slander?
- Who do we talk to about getting Doug back on the air?
- Will the Beets ever reunite for one last tour?
- Where can we buy these?!?!
- How excited are you that we are ending this recap with this?