DOY's "Newbie's Guide To Watching Bruins Hockey"

The Rangers put up some stupid post about "Women's Guide To Watch Hockey". Fuck that noise. Woman don't need a guide to watching hockey, but people new to the sport do. So welcome to DOY's "Newbie's Guide To Watching Bruins Hockey". 

1. Boo this man: 

And these guys: 

2. Love this guy: 

3. Destorychuk

4. Not tough:

Tough: 

5. Merlot:

Not the right merlot: 

6. Is Pie: 

Eats Pie: 

Rules: 

Captain: 

Also captain: 

Also Also Captain:

Angel: 

Devil: 

Saint: 

Youngins:

Also middle kid is unconfirmed to be Brian Scalabrine's kid. 

Finnish: 

Fin.