UGH IT'S AN AFTERNOON GAME! I fucking hate afternoon games man, they're the worst. I mainly hate them because the Bruins absolutely blow donkey balls in afternoon games. I'm not sure what it is, but they seem to never show up for these games. Hopefully, though, the fact that they're playing the Flyers changes everything.
You have to think that the Flyers going up 4-1 at some point and then losing 5-4 is going to motivate them to pound on the Bruins. It was the biggest shit show for Philadelphia and I loved every second of it. Fuck the Flyers - especially when Bryz gets tossed. He's a fucking mess and has such a massive contract.
Bryz was even pulled Thursday night against Pittsburgh. Couple that with a Bruins win against the Toronto Maple Leafs and there is potential for a blood bath in the afternoon. You really can't have two better teams playing each other on a Saturday. Throw out everything you know about the Flyers this season.
Yes, they're last in the Atlantic Division (lol)
Yes, they have a negative goal differential
Yes, they've lost two games in a row
Yes, Hartnell's wife is a huge whore
It doesn't really matter when these two teams meet. The only thing I could wish for is that Tom Sestito was still wasting a roster spot so Nathan Horton could beat the ever loving shit out of him. Nothing would make this game better (possibly a Horton hat trick, but I digress).
The Flyers are the trash of the Eastern Conference. Garbage men look at the Philadelphia Flyers and shake their head in disgust and disapproval. There is, literally, nothing about the Flyers that has a redeeming quality about them. Claude Giroux? The "best player in the world" is a fucking souless ginger and is definitely NOT the best player in the word. If he was the best player in the world, his team wouldn't be fending off the Eastern Conference feces like Florida, Buffalo and Washington.
Are you still staring at that Bryz gif because I am.
I hope Boston wipes the floor with these orange and black assholes. Fucking orange, what a stupid color.
After the jump, the rest of the preview...
Another reason I hate afternoon games is that trying to do our pregame show is the fucking hardest thing in the world. Jon will be heading to the game, Justin and Robb have plans and I will be doing family things before the game, which makes it virtually impossible to do the show. So today, there will be no pregame show.
Projected Line Up
Boston called up Jordan Caron on Friday, so what the hell lets plug him in to the lineup!
Milan Lucic - David Krejci - Nathan Horton
Brad Marchand - Patrice Bergeron - Tyler Seguin
Rich Peverley - Chris Kelly - Jordan Caron
Shawn Thornton - Greg Campbell - Danny Paille
Zdeno Chara - Johnny Boychuk
Dennis Seidenberg - Dougie Hamilton
Adam McQuaid - Andrew ference
Game Day Video
2009 - The birth of the Jack Edwards Evil Laugh!