It was love at first sight. Yes, from the very second the two laid their eyes on each other they knew they were destined to be together. Their fairytail romance began with coy flirting during stoppages of play or whenever the younger lover would needlessly elbow someone in the head in an attempt to impress his balding, useless love interest.
Things escalated when the turtle headed announcer began to verbally fellate his young love interest on the air. He was the best captain to EVER PLAY THE GAME EVER Pierre would tell audiences. It did not matter if the Flyers were down by 10 goals or if the apple of his eye, Mike Richards, was again disappearing in the playoffs. All Pierre could do was completely ignore the other team and talk about Mike Richards and the Flyers.
NBC, partially owned by Comcast who also owns the Flyers, gave Pierre a platform to continually profess his love by cotinually letting him cover Flyers games despite the borderline pornographic comments spewing from his mouth despite the fact that Pierre looks like a busted condom whenever he wears a turtle neck.
Finally, Mike Richards couldn't stand the verbal fellatio anymore and gave into his heart's greatest desire. During an afternoon game on NBC in late fall, Richards approached Pierre, who was doing his usual "Between Mike Richards' Ass" segments for NBC. The two locked eyes and without saying a word they embraced and kissed. "Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
NBC and Versus showed Pierre and Mike's love allowing it to blossoming before our very eyes.
A week ago today, the two lovers finally made a life long commitment to each other and tied the knot, with the entire event sponsored by NBC and Versus, who are not bias towards the Flyers at all despite being partially owned by Comcast. Nope, not at all.
We were "fortunate" enough to be invited to the wedding and now we bring you exclusive coverage of the Richards-McGuire wedding!After the jump..... Mike and Pierre wed and we burn your eyes with terrible, terrible photos from the events.....