Join the Days of Y'Orr NHL 2013 Playoff Bracket Challenge League

Written by Greg Ezell on .

Last year we did something similar and it was a big hit, so I figured we would do it again. This time we're going to use NHL.com's bracket challenge. There are a few ways to join, the easiest is to go to click on the link below. 

Days of Y'Orr Bracket Challenge

If that doesn't work, you can email us using the CONTACT tab and we can send you an invite that way as well.

Make your picks and the website does the rest. 

We will figure something out for the winner as well. 

ALL ENTRIES MUST BE COMPLETED BY TUESDAY, APRIL 30 AT 8 PM EST.

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The Bruvengers!

Written by Greg Ezell on .

With the regular season finished and the Bruins ending it on a sour note, Bruins' General Manager Peter Chiarelli was lost. The black and gold seemed to be imploding on themselves, unable to hold a third period lead. Their defense was a mess, their offense was struggling and their fan voted "Seventh Player Award Winner" has been scratched more times than a Run DMC record. 

He knew he had to make the call. He had to awaken the team that once found itself at the top of hockey's pedastle. He had to call: 

bruvengers

 

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Full Schedule for Bruins-Leafs Round 1 Matchup

Written by Justin on .

 

Bruins get the pleasure of welcoming the Toronto Maple Leafs back into the playoff team fold. It wasn't long ago we were ejoying these guys during the regular season:

And now they're in the playoffs. They grow up so fast!

Man this is gonna be a fun series for trolling on both sides.

Here's the schedule:

Game 1: Toronto at Boston, Wednesday May 1, 7 p.m.

Game 2: Toronto at Boston, Saturday May 4, 7 p.m.

Game 3: Boston at Toronto, Monday May 6, 7 p.m.

Game 4: Boston at Toronto, Wednesday May 8, 7 p.m.

*Game 5: Toronto at Boston, Friday May 10, 7 p.m.

*Game 6: Boston at Toronto, Sunday May 12, time TBD

*Game 7: Toronto at Boston, Monday May 13, time TBD

* = if necessary

Holy smokes, look at all those days off between games. What the hell are we all gonna do with that free time?

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A Day in the Life of Shawn Thornton

Written by Jon on .

It is no secret that Shawn Thornton is the greatest man who ever lived. He does more in a day than most of us do in a year. Usually we only get to see him in action during games, but recently Shawn Thornton let us follow him around for a day so we could see what a typical day in his life was like. 

It was awesome.

After the jump.....A Day in the Life of Shawn "Wayne" Thornton.....

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A Look At The Potential First Round Match-Ups For The Bruins

Written by Greg Ezell on .

There are three days left in the regular season for the Boston Bruins, two if you're a fan of anyone else. With Montreal playing tomorrow night, a Habs loss and a Bruins wins in either of the two games guarantees the Bruins second place in the Eastern Conference. If Montreal wins tomorrow night, Boston needs to win one of the two games and at least head to overtime to lock up the division. 

With all that said, I looked at http://www.sportsclubstats.com/ and their updated stats regarding the Bruins first round opponent. Based on all of their statisical data, here are the potential playoff opponents for the Bruins: 

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And after last night here's how the Eastern Conference shakes out: 

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While the statistics at Sports Club Stats believe that Boston will play Ottawa (and I'm sure the final game between Boston and Ottawa has a lot to do with it), if the playoffs started today the black and gold would have a rough series with New York. 

 

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That Tuukka Rask Kid Is Pretty Good, Didn't Know If You Knew That. BRUINS WIN!

Written by Greg Ezell on .

Boston looked good last night. 

That feels weird to say when the last 5 out of 6 games have been utter dogshit for the Bruins, but last night they looked like a hockey team. Not everyone was clicking  and no, the top two scoring lines didn't produce a goal, but that's what happens when your depth really plays a pivotal role. I mean, we can dissect this game all we want and make excuses as to why Boston won. 

Yes, it's Tampa Bay. 
Yes, Boston is fighting for their division
Yes, Tampa Bay is currently 13th in the East

But based on the past 6 games, none of this should matter. What matters is that the Bruins grabbed two crucial points in a game they should have won, because Montreal also won last night. So hey, let's remain positive. Apparently all the Bruins needed was for me to tweet nice things about them yesterday, instead of the usual negative garbage that spews from my brain to my fingers to your eyeballs. 

But I have no reasons to really complain about last night's game. Hell, even Lucic showed up. 

So let's get into this recap's ass...


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Dougie Hamilton Robs Daniel Paille of Seventh Player Award, Internet Reacts

Written by Justin on .

Dougie Hamilton Seventh Player Award

 

Wow. Just wow. Dougie Hamilton just pulled off what might be the biggest Seventh Player Award upset in recent memory. No idea how Daniel Paille didn't win it this year. Dougie's been good but Paille's been an absolute gem for the Bs this year, filling in for when the top Boston forwards take games off. Fact Pie didn't win it is just awful.

We're disappointed in you, Bruins fans.

Kinda awkward that the Seventh Player Award winner is a healthy scratch. Oops. 

Anywyas, we're not the only ones irked by Paille getting robbed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Couldn't say it better ourselves, Walker.

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46. Tampa Bay Lightning at Boston Bruins. Finding Nemo's Make Up Game.

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3 games. 

3 regular season left before Boston heads into the NHL's second season. 3 games left to prove to the city of Boston that this team isn't the floundering mess they've shown the past 6 games or so. Tonight's game is a make-up game for Nemo. When these two teams were going to meet, this is what I wrote about Tampa: 

I'll be honest with you guys, this game scares the piss out of me. Tampa comes in tonight with the best offense in the NHL, scoring 4.20 goals per game! That's a ridiculous number when you consider that the number two scoring offense, the Blackhawks (who are on fire) "only" score 3.60 goals per game. 

The Lightning has scored four or more goals in six games this season, most of them coming in January, although they did throw an eight spot on the board against Winnipeg on February 1st. Lately it seems that their offense has tapered off, losing their last three games and scoring five goals in the process.

Funny how things can change in a little under two months. Now the Lightning, who were an offensive machine during that early run are still an offensive machine. Their goal scoring has dropped from 4.20 goals per game to now 3.13 per game, which is still good for third in the NHL. Per usual, the issue with the Tampa Lightning is their defense. They are bottom of the barrel in goals against per game, giving up 3.04 per game. 

They know their goaltending is an issue, because they gave up Cory Conacher for Ben Bishop, which was surprising because Conacher is a good offensive chip. The thing is, Bishop hasn't been great with the Lightning. In 9 games played, Bishop is 3-4-1 with a 2.99 GAA and a SV% .917, all lower than his numbers in Ottawa when he was traded. 

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It could be because Ottawa is that good or because Tampa is that bad. Either way, both Anders Lindback and Ben Bishop aren't anything to about - but the Bruins have a habit of making subpar goalies look like Vezina candidates. 

As usual, the two guys to watch out for are Stamkos and Martin St. Louis. Stamkos career numbers versus Boston are scary. In 18 regular season games played he has 12 goals and 6 assists for 18 points but is a -7. This year Stamkos has 2 goals and 1 assist in 2 games versus the Bruins. St. Louis, while not as good career numbers (and a much larger sample size) has 15 goals, 19 assists and 34 points in 46 games. 

If Boston can somehow shut these two guys down and limit a decent power play, they should come away with the win. Tampa has nothing to play for, literally, and is probably trying to tank it to get a higher pick. Not saying that this will be a cake walk for Boston, but everything is set up tonight for a win. 

And a win is what Boston needs. The Bruins are fighting with Montreal for the 2nd spot in the Eastern Conference and the top spot int he Northeast Division. If both teams lose out, Montreal wins the division. Shit, Toronto still has a small chance at becoming the division champions. Winning is the only way they are going to win this division and potentially play Ottawa in the first round. Backing into the second seed by losing is not an option this year.

After the jump, the rest of the preview...


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Grindin' Gears: Where We Find A Black And Gold Turd In The Punchbowl

Written by Greg Ezell on .

 

This Bruins team had a hot start when the season started and carried it throughout February. Suddenly the calendar turned and everyone talked about how March was going to be a meat grinder. 17 games in 31 days (before snow storms, etc) and it would prove if this team was a contender or a pretender. Now we're at the end of the regular season and this team is still fighting for the second seed in the Eastern Conference. 

That alone blows my mind because they've been fucking trash. From the top down, this organization has been ass this season. I guess we can start at the trade deadline. Acquiring Jaromir Jagr was the right move, obviously. The Bruins gave up (virtually) nothing to acquire Jagr and he's been the best player on this team. There's no denying it and there's no one you can make an argument for who has even been close to his caliber other than Tuukka Rask. 

Even though the Bruins acquired Jagr, Chiarelli didn't address every hole in the Bruins armor. Their biggest need was a defensemen. The numbers tell you that Boston is an excellent defensive team. They're currently third in the NHL in goals against per game with 2.20. This includes last night's 5 goal debacle against a Flyers teams where Luke Schenn was their top defenseman. While statistically the Bruins are one of the best defensive teams in the NHL, their defensive unit has made tons of mistakes that has caused their goalies to bail them out. 

It was noticeable when the Bruins were winning hockey games that there were some defensive issues. That was written on February 1st after the Bruins went 5-1-1 in January. In 7 games, there were multiple defensive lapses which led to Tuukka Rask or Anton Khudobin either having to make an amazing save or were hung our to dry. 

How many times have we watched the Bruins defensemen out of position? How many times has defensemen made blind drop passes behind the net only for them to be intercepted and then scored on. 

And then there was this: 

That incident last night is the perfect example of this Bruins team since March 1st - specifically their defensive group. 

After the jump...eh, whatever


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Bruins Jagr Added to the Pantheon of Jagrs

Written by Justin on .

Bruins Traveling Jagrs

 

First rule of Traveling Jagrs is "Root for Jagr":

You don't root for Boston. You don't root for Philly. You root for Jagr.

Jagr has 9 points in 10 games with Boston.

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