So you know how sometimes you're sitting there and you're saying to yourself "there is no way Vancouver could possibly get any dumber?" Well, you'd be wrong. Just like we were wrong. Vancouver is making Montreal (the city, the fans, the organization, etc) look so much better. We're actually starting to hate Vancouver in the same way that we hate Montreal.
Yesterday we started discussing why Vancouver is so very dumb. Today, we present you with several more cases on why Vancouver just might be the dumbest city in the world and why their players just might be more cowardly and stupid than Montreal.
As you know, a few Vancouver newspapers have taken some interest in Days of Y'Orr during the Finals. Apparently some fans were really upset about our Sedins-Garden Gnomes Hockey Rules poster because apparently the citizens of Vancouver are largely made up of whiny little babies. Enough people were upset that the Vancouver Province even did a page three story on the poster.
So what is dumb about the Canucks fans response? So many, many things. Come along with us as we review, okay?
The most dumb thing a Canuck fan said while being interviewed about this was the quote in the sidebar. If you can't read it, it says:
"We have our green guys, they can have their gnomes. Ours are better. We have original stuff." ~ some idiot.
Read that quote a couple of times. Let it sink in. The green men are better than gnome jokes because they are "original." Really now?
Listen, we know Vancouver is behind the times. After all, they still think Roberto Luongo's Jheri Curl, greasy ass hair style is new and hip. But the green men are far from original. There's this little show called Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia that Vancouver's green men stole the idea from. And hundreds and hundreds of fans across the NHL dressed up in green spandex to imitate this before these two fools did it in Vancouver. They are far from original. Just because you get TV shows ten years after everyone else doesn't mean it is original.
After the jump.... we present several more cases to you fine readers.....
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