This happened.

Boston claims Daugavin off Ottawa

— Pierre LeBrun (@Real_ESPNLeBrun) March 27, 2013

If you don't remember, Daugavins was this dude:

And then after the game David Krejci was all like:

“I wouldn’t like it if someone on my team tried that move."

Awwwkward.

Daugavins has 3 points in 19 games with the Senators, so perfect for the Bruins thirdline or the AHL.

Soooo.... here's weird video of Cam Neely teaching the Easter Bunny how to shoot a puck.

Cam can still shoot. Think he's healthy enough for the third line?

Easter Bunny can't shoot. But it appears he also took some pugilistic lessons from Cam, too.

It smells like grease, tire fires and shame so that must mean the Montreal Canadiens are in town! Those slimy, diving, crybaby mother fuckers in the bleu, blanc and rouge are coming off of a loss to Pittsburgh and Price was in net, so its possible that Peter Budaj is between the pipes tonight. Either way, I expect the Bruins to make whatever goalie is in net look like the love child of Ken Dryden and Patrick Roy. The Bruins favorite shot on net is the one in the goalie's crest. 

Remember for the past few years when people actually believed that the Canucks were more of a rivalry than the Canadiens? Whoever these dolts were, I hope they put their Red Sox hats back on because aint nobody got time for that stupidity. Look at these standings: 

They're tighter than a prospective altar boy's butthole. You couldn't fit a stinky pink between the Bruins and Habs right now. It's close - and it's awesome. All I need now is some jealous fucking Canuck fan to make some stupid video and set it to The Daily Show. Because that's real clever, especially when it's already been done a shit ton of times. I have another idea - how about that prick from Vancouver stops being so jealous his team lost a Stanley Cup in 2011 and get on with his life. 

Seriously - if you're going to sit in your house for hours searching Youtube for Brad Marchand videos and splicing them to some Daily Show video, it may be time to go outside. Go breathe in some wonderful Vancouver smog. Drink some Starbucks. Burn down a daycare. Grab a cork from whatever wine bottle you have and shove it up to your ass to stop the release of the butt juice you're leaking. 

And I'm not even going to do into the Canadiens embellishing calls because it's been beaten to death like Pacioretty dating a stanchion. 

Too soon or....

Ah fuck it like I care. What are the Habs fan going to do? Come in here and call me classless? OOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT IM SO SCARED! Look at me shaking in my boots.

Anyway, Boston will have to watch out for the Canadiens flopping around tonight. It's what they do best. I could go on youtube like the piece of shit from Vancouver and post all the amazing dives - Subban in the playoffs where he looks like he was shot in the head - but we're better than that. We are a high class society over here in Boston. 

Whatever happens tonight, I hope the Bruins wipe the ice with the Canadiens. Normally I'm not one for goonery, but I'm all a Bruins/Habs throw down where Lucic and/or Horton are just ripping throats from necks and little froggie hearts from bodies. Montreal isn't packing tough guy Brandon Prust since he's on injured reserve so I'm sure they'll pull some dirty shit like Brian Gionta did last night: 

Clearly that bag of shit trips the pug/goat manchild known as Tyler Kennedy into his own goalie - who left the game due to injury. Still, the Canadiens couldn't do anything and were shutout. But that's the kind of play you expect from the Canadiens without some muscle to back them up. If that was Milan Lucic who tripped a Hab into Price - Montreal would be shitting their pants. 

We're talking fucking poutine everywhere. 

Screaming up and down about how dirty the Bruins are and bringing up the Pacioretty shit from 2011 and calling Shanahan and asking for suspensions and cookies and rainbow farts. But it was Gionta, which means only this happens: 

Weird huh? 

Alright, let's finish this bad boy up....

NEWS FLASH: Jeremy Jacobs is one rich mother fucker. So goddamn rich that he has an equestrian palace in some uber-rich town in Florida where he goes to during the winter while he bends over fans watching the Bruins play. Seriously, look at the above image and think of that next time you spend $8 on a beer or drop over $100 on last row seats in the balcony. 

Anyways, some Boston local businessman Mark Bellissimo moved in on Jacobs' territory and is causing all the crazy rich folk to lose their shit down there. It's the ultimate Rich White People Problem story. Give it a read if you so inclined to learn about the struggles of owning barns bigger than most people's apartments. Anyways, here's our favorite quotes from this story:

"It just got to the point where I said, This guy really doesn’t understand the sport. From my view at the outset, it was all about development.” -- Lou Jacobs, who probably doesn't understand the irony of a Jacobs saying that.

“A big night out for us growing up was going to Faneuil Hall on the Green Line, and just hanging out and getting a Regina’s pizza, and watching street performers. It was some of the best memories I have of my childhood.” -- Mark Bellissimo name dropping to make himself look like a regular ol' chap.

“With the circus atmosphere that’s being promoted, I think we’ve lost a certain amount of high-class dignity,” said Michael Whitlow, a board member of the Wellington Equestrian Preservation Alliance, a group set up by the Jacobs family to support their interests. “I would like to see Wellington be the elite of the elites. The absolutely crème de la crème, the top of the top, as opposed to something for everybody.”

Here's a bit about Ballissimo wanting to have an Akon concert in town:

“That didn’t go over too well,” said Mason Phelps, a former equestrian who today serves as a Jacobs family spokesman in Wellington. “Nor did we want to attract the kind of people the Akon concert would attract to this community…. The people that go and listen to and like Akon are not Wellingtonites. It’s just a different crowd of people. I don’t mean to sound like a snob, but this is a fairly upscale community, and we don’t need to bring the low- and middle-income hooligans into town and have them all of a sudden say, Wow, good pickins’ out here.”

Holy shit that last quote. 

Nothing better than rich white people getting into legal battles over horses and other bullshit.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL job by Geoff Ward. He must have been getting bitched out by someone about how dreadful the power play is. 

From Diehard Sport: 

During the Boston Bruins 3-2 shootout win over the Toronto Maple Leafs, Bruins assistant coach Geoff Ward had his earpiece start to malfunction.  Understandably there was no more use for it, so he took it out.  Why he decided to toss it over his shoulder into the stands once he took it out though is beyond me.  Thankfully he did because it provided us with this hilarious clip.  As it lands into the fan’s beer, the best part of the whole situation is how the fan looks at the ceiling wondering how that just fell into his beer.  The odds of this happening had to be astronomical.

Finally, Lucic HAS COME BACK TO THE BOSTON BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINS! 

It took a little over a month for the "Big Ball of Trans Fats" to finally get a fire lit under his ass, but he got it done last night. Lucic looked good last night, dare I say it without my body spontaneously bursting into flames. But seriously, his last goal was February 24th (I believe) so I'm not going to go out of my way to get give this guy mouth hugs like everyone else is going to this morning. 

Before that happens, I need consistency, something Lucic doesn't have in his vocabulary. 

It was a really boring game to watch, outside of Marchand and Phaneuf jawing at each other all night. I think it's hilarious that it takes some little nosed troll to get Phaneuf off of his game, but I guess it shouldn't be that hard. I also found it pretty hilarious when Andrew Ference came out of nowhere during that scrum in the second period and basically put Phaneuf in a sleeper hold. 

Phaneuf and Marchand: Battle of the Noses. 

Days of Y'Orr would apologize for the lack of updates over the weekend, but we're not going to. Saturday was one of those days where the four of us were busy. Justin got whooped in hockey and then went to PAX East. Robb was doing wedding things for the big day in July. Jon was busy helping his doctor redecorate the office because Jon spends so mu ch time there they wanted it to feel more "homey" for him and I was busy being dapper as fuck. 

So I'm not sorry. 

I'm also glad I didn't watch the game on Saturday night because I heard it was a fucking shit show. It was such a shit show that Claude has done something he rarely does and that's change the lines. Yeah, he changed the lines around. The best part about him changing around the lines is Milan Lucic is FINALLY dropped to the third line where he belongs. 

My original preview had a huge Lucic rant, but no one has time for that. Everyone knows my feelings on the guy because he plays like a lazy piece of shit 80% of the time and people love him because in 2007 he put Mike van Rym through the glass once. Good thing he's making $6M next year to score 4 goals in 30 games. 

Or 5 goals in 32 playoffs games (the last two postseasons). 

But he scored 30 goals once (5 of them ENG) and is the second coming of Cam Neely. 

I remember when I saw that contract extension: 

But hey, the Bruins lost to Toronto on Saturday and apparently Maple Leafs fans thought they won the Stanley Cup, which is okay by me because the Bruins have dominated Toronto on and off of the ice for the past few years. They've completely laid waste to Toronto so let the losers get their victory in and we can focus on the Bruins winning championships and shit. 

Surprisingly though Toronto IS in the playoff hunt. They're currently clutching onto the 6th spot with Uncle Daddy Broduer breathing down their neck like they're his kin. I'm sure their wheels are going to fall off soon, they'll fall out of contention and the NHL will go back to being it's usual self. 

Either way, I expect Boston to come out with some fire. Claude's shake up should really send them a message, especially that lumpy fuck wearing 17. Which of course always brings up Jarome Iginla. Matt Barnaby tweeted this out about an hour ago: 

Talked to an exec this am and said asking price to high for Iginla. #1 pick, Top prospect, and a secondary prospect.

— Matthew Barnaby (@MattBarnaby3636) March 25, 2013

Da fuq are they smoking over there in Calgary. They want a top prospect, a secondary prospect AND a #1 pick for a 35 year old guy with an expiring contract? Get out Jay Feaster, get the fuck out. If anyone is going to give you that in return for Iginla, I'll be surprised - especially when Morrow just went for less to Pittsburgh. 

I love Jarome Iginla. Loved him ever since he came into the league, but that's too much for him. You don't dismantle your farm system for a rental. Gotta give PC credit though, he's pretty shrewd with trading. I don't believe he's ever overpaid in any of the trades he has made because he makes depth related trades. I don't think Calgary will get what they want. They're limited to three teams now that Morrow is in Pittsburgh: Chicago, Los Angeles and Boston. Based on the Monarchs, LA doesn't really have anything of worth either. 

Should be a good few days. 

After the jump...FINISH HIM!

Your argument is invalid.

Before the game Patrice Bergern said the team needed to play with desperation, so one would expect the team to come out flying like goddamn rockeys and peppering Lehner with shots, right? Nope. Team came out with sleeping bags, popcorn and a chickflick and packed it in for the first two periods. Awful.

Luckily for Boston Khudobin was dressed for the occasion and kept the team in the game until Danny Paille tied the game up. And then, of course, Seids slapped his first goal of the year home for the game winner. We're happy Boston found a way to win and get two points but damn was it a shitty performance again. It really feels like we've only seen Boston play at it's best twice this year. Not sure if this is a good thing that they're record is so impressive with lackluster performances or bad thing 'cause they just can't find a way to string several A+ games in a row. We'll find out come playoff time.

Raptor Jesus Rich Peverley was a healthy scratch last night. Nice to see Claude Julien finally put the boot to ass on some of these guys but when does Horton and Lucic get a healthy scratch? They've been just as awful as Peverley this season.

David Krejci also came back into the line-up last night to the relief of Bruins fans. He looked fantastic for a man on one leg. Horton and Looch, once again, disappeared.

Despite that Boston steals two points from the Sens.

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