We know we're feeding the beast with this post, and if you've seen Mr. Cowhead you'd know he's got quite the appetite to fill, but once in a while a tool so big comes along we just can't help yourself.
Mr. Cowhead is that guy.
Mr. Cowhead (Tampa's wannabe Howard Stern) came back from vacation recently to learn about the Bruins Hockey Rules ads chopbusting Tampa Bay Lightning fans. Got pissed which is understandable. We'd probably be irked, too, but that's the point. It's chopbusting. It's trashtalking. It's good ol' hockey fun. Too bad Mr. Cowhead's skin is as thin as his ass is fat.
You can listen to this verbal diarrhea here
should you be that bored. Warning: it's painful, especially when his listeners try stringing more than three words together. We're assuming they were trying to read off a script. Who knows. Here's everything in a nutshell:
On air he talked about how after Game 1 the Bruins bought a billboard to make fun of the Lightning fans, which is hilarious since the billboards were up before
Game 1 and since the billboards are on the Boston Garden's property, we're pretty sure they didn't have to buy it.
From there he rounded up his troops, better known as the Cow Klux Klan (yep), to call the Boston Bruins to bitch, moan, complain and drop as filthy of languages as they can possibly think of to the Bruins marketing staff. This really just further proves everyone in Tampa is old since no one but the elderly bitch about such trivial things in life.
This reaks a lot of what that Habs radio guy did that caused the Montreal 911 debacle up in Canada. This might be more petty. In fact, pretty sure it is. Originality isn't Cowhead's strong suit either.
All this we would've written off as "well played, sir" but then he had to go a bit further and started calling one of the Bruins marketing assistants a "fag," "Faggy Jason" and "faggoty gay assistant" all while claiming he has "nothing against being gay." Sure, buddy. Guy's got a huge Napoleaon Complex going on if he thinks only homosexual men can be a women's assistant. Way to perpetuate the inbred racist, homophobic douchebag stereotype.
Long story short, the Boston Bruins took down the signs. Sometimes when the baby is crying it's little eyes out long enough you just gotta give in to make the tears stop flowing. Score one for Mr. Cowhead.
After all this we shot Cowhead a chopbusting remark. To his credit he was still up even though it was way passed his bedtime.
Nope. This is how we handle things.More after the jump...