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Boston Bruins Rules: Obey Bathroom Etiquette

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Boston Bruins Rules: Obey Bathroom Etiquette
The Bear is back with another Boston Bruins Rule. This time, our hero takes on the assholes who think they're bathroom royalty and jump the line.


Couple things:

1) From the length of the line outside, the inside of the bathroom should be a giant, drunken mob.
2) We almost feel bad for the guy being dunked head first into the bathroom. Those things are disgusting. Worse thing that could happen to you at a Bruins game is to have to take a shit. We're not sure what the women's bathroom stalls are like, but we hope it's much better then the men's. 
3) Bruins love the bathroom commercials.
4) The face of a dead man:
 

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Game Day: Flyers vs. Bruins - Business Time

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Short preview today as the Days of Y'Orr crew is busy prepping a few projects and busting chops.

Not sure if you guys heard but the Bruins collapsed against the Flyers last year. We get it every hockey writer ever. We get it. Find a new story line please.



Boston may not be able to play tonight, as police are still investigating assault and molestation charges levied against the Bruins by Ottawa. Our dear Bruins are coming off two wins in a row, a come from behind in Pittsburgh and a 6-0 demolition of the terrible, terrible Senators.

Patrice Bergeron is on fire. He's every where. We're hoping he makes Boucher's life hell tonight.



Lucic isn't playing. He's out with an upper body injury. Fans and media everywhere are bitching about this vague "upper body injury" thing like we're entitled to know. Not sure it will make things better if you know or not, but hey different strokes for different folks.

Tonight is Jody Shelley's first game against the Bruins since boarding McQuaid. He's had other instances of cheap shit since. Maybe Thornton will punch him out. Then again, being a terrible, borderline AHL player is probably punishment enough.

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Grinding Gears: Lackluster play

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Grinding Gears: Boston Bruins lackluster play Welcome to the second edition of Grinding Gears. Last week Angry Bruins Fan, Greg, went on a rant about Canada and was wondering why our friends up north were hating on the US-of-A so much. This week, Greg talks about the Bruins lackluster play of late.

Let it be known that Greg sent this to us Tuesday morning, after the Bruins showed up for the final three minutes of the Pens game and well before Bergeron went a murderous scoring spree against the Sens. He fully expects to get reamed for this post. We ask you to at least use some lube. 

For more Greg, follow him on Twitter @Pez5611 and read this other blog, Angry Bruins Fan.

Welcome to the second edition of Grindin' Gears with Greg over here at Days of Y'Orr. Last time I talked about the World Juniors Championships and Canada's lack of respect when it came to hosting the tournament in America.

So what's pissing me off this week? The Boston Bruins.

I know, I know, shocking right? What's really pissing me off with this team is the lack of urgency they seem to have. I'm ready for the "well what about the Pittsburgh game?" comments and replies on Twitter and to that I say, which game did you watch? For 50 minutes of that game Boston skated around like it was an optional skate. Everyone was complaining about the play of the Bruins. Fans on Twitter, fans on Facebook, fans on Gchat and text messages blew my phone up because people were saying how much the Bruins suck. We all ranted and raved about firing Claude Julien because of the uninspired play that Boston has had the past few games.

 

So figure my surprise when the Bruins shove a lucky enchanted horseshoe up their black and gold asses and shit out a 4-2 victory over the Pens. Then take that surprise and mate it with the shock of people saying that nothing about Julien! How does winning a game make everything better? Just because the last 10 minutes of a game showed passion and drive doesn't make everything better. There is something wrong in that locker room but no one is ever going to admit it.

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VIDEO: Amateur hour at the Garden -- Bruins fans do the wave

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Dumb Boston Bruins fans do the wave at the Boston Garden

Something I've never seen at the Boston Garden and never hope to see again. --Teskick (youtube)

While Patrice Bergeron was playing the role of the Mad Hatter, scoring hat tricks, fans at the Boston Garden turned the night into amateur hour by starting the wave.

The fucking wave.

The Garden isn't Fenway Park. Leave the cheesy baseball celebrations at Fenway, people. There's no room for that shit at the Garden.

We're not the only ones who think this.

We know the crowd was beyond giddy with Bergy bending the Senators over and the Bruins putting up six goals. But the wave? No. It's pathetic. It's an embarrassment. It's something Sabres fans would probably do, so check it at the door. The wave sucks.

If you need more reason to not be a tool and not do the wave at a Bruins game here it is -- people at Bieber and Jonas Bros. shows do the wave. (1) (2) (3)

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Bergeron in your Mouth. Bruins Rail Senators.

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Wow. Didn't see that one coming. Bergeron took this game over early and never let up. It was ridiculous. Ottawa was completely outclassed from start to finish. Can't be long before they fire their coach. Or just shut down for the season. Bruins did what they needed to do... Ottawa is terrible and the Bruins came out and ruined their shit. Full effort from top to bottom for the Bruins. 


Bergeron making a strong case for Non Tim Thomas team MVP lately. He's raised his game when the team needed him most. Common theme with Bergeron. What more can you ask?

Mark Recchi passed Ray Bourque on the all time games played list tonight. Not even sure the dead ages. Go Recchi.


After the jump, Bergeron, Marchand and Tim Thomas bend Ottawa over and have their way.......

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Game Day: Ottawa vs. Bruins -- Building Momentum

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Game 42: Ottawa Senators vs. Boston Bruins, 1/11/11

Bruins are coming off a big come-from-behind win over the Penguins. We're still in shock-and-awe at what happened in those final few minutes. After blowing a lead with only three minutes left in the game, they came to win a game in the final three minutes.

Bruins are taking  on the Senators tonight who are hurting this year... again... what else is new. Hopefully the Bruins can build off their momentum from last night.

Chris Neil still sucks.

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Lucic might be injured. No one knows. We just know he left the game last night pissed.

Chara and Thomas were both named to the All Star Game this year. Tyler Seguin will be one of 12 rookies to take part in the skills competition.

Tim Thomas All Star Mustache

Tim Thomas when asked what happens if he and Chara are on different teams at All-Star Game: "I win, he loses." -- This is from Doug Flynn on twitter. 

After the jumps.... is DOY "angry" enough... projected roster (Horton back?).... game day links... and the game day video...
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Bruins Do it Doggy Style. Comebacks for Everyone!

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No idea what just happened. What an end to that game. You'll see in our recap... as we were making our game notes while watching, we were bitter. After that meltdown against Montreal and a lazy first 50 minutes tonight, we weren't exactly thrilled with the Bruins. Nobody was. Any fan out there on their high horse saying they knew the B's would come back is a liar. We're not the type of fans that expect our team to win every game. We know that is unrealistic. But the lazy, uninspired play was frustrating to watch, especially after their collapse against Montreal.

For 50-55 minutes Rask had to be pissed. He let in one soft goal but had otherwise been stellar, but was seemingly on his way to another defeat. But just like that Rask was victorious. No one deserved the win more than Rask with all the bad luck he's had this season.



Then all of a sudden the Bruins exploded. It took them literally 12 seconds to tie this game and Recchi showed what a true leader is. It was like the light suddenly went on for the Bruins. And that is what is drives us mad this season..... through 55 minutes the Bruins really had no right winning this game and somehow they pulled it out. They'll have meltdowns like they did in Montreal and then pull a victory out of their ass. Crazy. We're still not even sure what just happened. All we know is that the Bruins won. We'll take those two points any day of the week.


After the jump, the Bruins don't want to win at all... oh hey just kidding! Comeback time.......

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Game Day Preview: Bruins vs. Coo, er, Penguins

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So here we are. The game you've all been waiting for. If you came here looking for Savard-Cooke revenge coverage, we're going to go ahead and disappoint you.

Call us bad fans, but we're over the Cooke thing. It was cheap. It sucked. But there's two points on the line here for a Bruins team that has had trouble rising to the challenge for big games. If Bruins go in focusing on Cooke, they're going to lose.

From Boston.com:

"It's obvious that it's something that's hurt my life for a bit and put me through some tough times," Savard said of Cooke's head-hunting hit. "It's not easy. It'll be on my mind, but at the end of the day, I'm just going out with my team and trying to get points."

The story line of Cooke and Savard on the ice for the first time since the incident is definitely intriguing but the Bruins vs. Penguins is bigger than Savard vs. Cooke.

The bitter taste of the Bruins choke job Saturday night is still in our mouths. Bruins "luck out" a bit tonight if you can even call it that. Sidney Crosby is sidelined with a mild concussion. You would think that would be a good thing for the Bruins. We're not so sure.

Our dear Bruins have a tendency to relax or not show up for games. If they go into this thinking they'll have an easier time not having to worry about Crosby, Malkin is probably going to just crap in their mouths (assuming his knee is good). Penguins aren't all flash. They're gritty, they hit and they can fight. Bruins are in for one hell of a game tonight. We can only hope they decide to show up.


After the jump... Bruins struggling mentally, both teams hate the Wild and the Canadiens and Chara SMASH!

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Boston Bruins need some Mike Wallace

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Boston Bruins need to play a full 60-minutes, Mike Wallace style

Boston Bruins need to play a full 60 minutes.

Sound familiar?

Maybe because we've been talking about the Bruins talking shifts, games, weeks off since October. Last night was just another game in which the Bruins played a strong portion of the game, but not the full game.

People have been saying it's Julien's job the Bruins aren't putting in a full effort. The "Fire Julien!" crowd have started lighting their torches, the pitchforks are being sharpened. Still consider: 1) Bs are still in first in Northeast, 3rd in East. Let's not panic yet; 2), who do you replace Julien with?
Our recommendation (if we had to make one) -- Mike Wallace.

Seriously. Maybe he can get the Bruins to play a full 60 minutes.

See what we did there?

Look on the brightside, the powerplay sucks, they take games off and yet, despite their worst efforts, they're still in first place. That's the silver lining. But that doesn't excuse the shitty play the Bruins tend to fall into from time-to-time -- almost on a nightly basis if feels like sometimes.

We hate sounding like a broken record but the Bruins not fighting for 60 minutes is the Bruins #1 problem.
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