Joe Thornton:

  Happy Halloween everyone. If you're going to do an NHL Lockout costume make sure it doesn't suck. Also, email us pics. Here's the scariest Bruins-related GIF we could find. ...

  We're too depressed from reading these quotes to do a real intro. They speak for themselves. From Pro Hockey Talk (emphasis ours):   “For guys like ...

  Not sure how we've never seen this before but the headline says it all. Amazing. This is kinda how we sound every morning we wake up and there's no new CBA in place. Also, ...

November 30, 2005.  Today is the anniversary of Joe Thornton being traded to the Sharks for "no one". You remember this right? Thornton signed a huge (at the time) deal with ...

  Boston's resident badass and thespian Shawn "Wayne" Thornton took part in Holiday Pops by narrating "The Night Before Christmas", mostly to show Milan Lucic how acting ...

  Happy Shawn Thornton's short handed penalty shot goal anniversary , everyone. What a thing of beauty this sucker was. Chills Mario Lemieux, eat your heart out.  ...

  More great news, folks.  Earlier in the week we announced Shawn Thornton would be making a special guest appearance at the Hockey Resurrection Party. We can now announce that Garden ...

  Anyone who has pics of the event shoot us an email at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. . We want to create a Facebook album with everyone's pics. Last night was Hockey Resurrection at the Harp ...

  Before the season started DOY Patron Saint and Third Greatest NHLer of All Time Shawn Thornton had this to say about the lockout: Snazzy coat, Twos. And, well, he didn't ...

  Shawn Thornton didn't look so good after taking a beating from John Scott last night. Bruins should give Twos a fucking purple heart medal for that and everything else he's done ...

  Shawn Thornton was on the ice this morning for the first time since fighting John Scott. He didn't practice with the team but did some skating and working out before the rest of the ...

  Welcome to the Shawn Thornton Mancrush Boston MSM. There's some room in the back seat where the dog pooped. Anyways, seems like everyone wants a piece of Shawn Thornton since he ...

  We all know Alternate Captain Planet Andrew Ference is the greenest motherfucker on the face of the earth. And we know Shawn Thornton is a lover. But we didn't know Shawn's love ...