Some would say this is opposing freedom of speech. Or something. Here's the latest commercial involving Timmy.
Yea boi! Shutout!!!
Not even sure why the shooter decided to skate across the ice at full speed only to stop to take slap shots. Seems like a waste and really anti-climatic.
Also, what's with the Speak N' Spell narrator at the end?
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Last year we got the pleasure of euglogizing the Montreal Canadiens. This year we get to eulogize the Washington Capitals.
Head over to PuckDaddy to read it. Can't wait to see how many times we're called classless, not funny, or have people wish DGB wrote it. no comments
Head over to PuckDaddy to read it. Can't wait to see how many times we're called classless, not funny, or have people wish DGB wrote it. no comments
Who doesn't love a good love story? Two of my awesome Twitter followers got engaged today. Exciting right? What's even better is how he proposed to her:
Fucking awesome. Also, she said yes, which is a plus. How can you say no to a proposal like that?
So congrats Chris and Samantha. I hope your save the dates are as awesome as Jon's are!
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Fucking awesome. Also, she said yes, which is a plus. How can you say no to a proposal like that?
So congrats Chris and Samantha. I hope your save the dates are as awesome as Jon's are!
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Human's Note: All salary cap numbers are provided by capgeek.com. So if you find fault in any of my financials, please go blame them. Also, this will be part of a series, though we aren't sure how long because cats are strange, strange animals. If you haven't read part one, you should do that before you continue on.
My trade block had mixed emotions among the fan base and that's expected. Some people have an emotional attachments to players because of history. Some people believe that players still "have it in the tank" and some people just think that certain players belong here. Though my trade block was scarce, I was able to trade Tim Thomas to a Western Conference team, which opened up another $5M on our salary cap, effectively pushing it to $14,284,500.
Here are the Bruins currents free agents:
Restricted Free Agents:
F Beniot Pouliot
G Tuukka Rask
Unrestricted Free Agents:
F Brian Rolston
F Chris Kelly
F Gregory Campbell
F Dan Paille
D Joe Corvo
D Greg Zanon
D Mike Mottau
G Marty Turco
First, let's worry about the restricted free agents:
I want both Beniot Pouliot and Tuukka Rask back next year.
Beniot did exactly what he was supposed to do this year. He played hard most of the year and was a bright spot in a terrible first round series against the Capitals. First I would tender a qualifying offer of $1,100,000 so he can't walk freely. Then I would send him an offer sheet, signing him for 2 years at $1,500,000 for 12-13 season and $2,500,00 for '14-'15. 2 years, $4M is a perfect contract for a 3rd line winger.
Tuukka is going to be my projected goalie of the future but we all know how projects go, right Hannu? Even so, I'd sign Tuukka to a 3 year, $9,000,000 contract. I feel that $3,000,000 per season is a good test to see if Tuukka is worth a longer contract when this one expires. Also, if Tuukka doesn't pan out the way we have projected, then we will have cap room to acquire a 'tendie'.
Now let's take a look at the Unrestricted Free Agents who have worn a Bruins uniform this past season. I can already write off the guys I do not want back.
After the jump, unrestricted free agency...
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